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   │                                         zz 老子卖萌  ...NaughtyAngel ││
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   │       孔子见老子。                                                   ││
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   │       孔子问：您最近可好？                                           ││
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   │       老子说：不过尔尔。                                               │
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   │       孔子问：您的学问研究得如何了？                                   │
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   │       老子说：陈陈相因，不甚了了。                                     │
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   │       孔子说：听说您还给人讲课？                                       │
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   │       老子说：以其昏昏，使人昭昭。                                     │
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  │       孔子一听，老子是高人啊，每句都是叠字成语。                     ││
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  │       于是孔子说：愿与君饮酒畅谈！                                     │
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  │       老子说：咦，我的杯杯呢？                                         │
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