大家来承认下自己简历做过的假吧,万一发达了,省方博士些时间 (转载)
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发信人: MITdreaming (灌水要像delta函数), 信区: Joke
标 题: 大家来承认下自己简历做过的假吧,万一发达了,省方博士些时间
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Dec 1 12:34:35 2011), 站内
我的简历如下地方有夸大或者作假嫌疑:
- Government Fellowship for Outstanding University Students (Beijing City Government, 1999-2003) 其实是大学生粮食补助,每个月40块的那个;
- Master Kung Fellowship (Master Kung Corporation, 2002-2003) 其实是康师傅冰红茶再来一瓶;
- XXX conference student award, 其实就是会议主办方报销了我的机票:
- 10+ cover letters on proceedings of the workshops of the most influential chinese scientific community, 暗指我在水母上过的几次十大;
- Chair of XX conference 其实是某次版聚的发起人
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Dr. Fang is a mean-spirited person, although his finger-pointing is helpful, but he himself is not productive to the society.
Dr. Fang is a mean-spirited person, although his finger-pointing is helpful, bu